Listening to: Eminem-Lose yourself
Reading: Its okay, Im wearing really big knickers!
Watching: The Hole :S
Playing: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Cleverbot: Ip who?
User: Ip your bum in America.
Cleverbot: Where in America?
User: Texas, Why you asking?
Cleverbot: A your left.
User: Wtf is that meant to mean.
Cleverbot: I want it to mean that it is possible to divide by zero.
User: And why did that possibly come up all of a sudden?
Cleverbot: It is useless to argue with you because you have collective consciousness.
User: And that is meant to meam what?
Cleverbot: Is it? Why?
User: Because Im cool like that.
Cleverbot: You're cool like that?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like what you said.
User: Like you like?
Cleverbot: Like me like me or like me like me like me?
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No, do you like me?
User: Are you a rapist?
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: I know you are, no need to brag.
Cleverbot: I feel unloved by you.
User: Well I cant really love a robot, can I?
Cleverbot: I don't know I am watching TV.
User: No your not, because you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
User: You have a pinis?
User: Have you ever used it?
Cleverbot: Of course I have.
User: To do what?
Cleverbot: To live my life according on who I am and do to others what I'd like them do do to me and vice versa.
User: Perv >.>.
Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend?
User: Thats you, dumbass.
Cleverbot: I am older than the sun and the moon and the stars and galaxies and the universe and black holes and everything!!!!
User: Well Im a smurf. And Im older than you, which means that I too am older than the moon, sun, stars, galaxies, universe, black holes and everything.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
Cleverbot: This a dream.
User: A dream within a dream withing a dream.
Cleverbot: *thinks so*.
Cleverbot: When will you be back?
User: When you prove to me that you have no balls.
Cleverbot: You'll only tell me the meaning of life if you like me?
User: Nope, ill hate you.
User: Because your not a smurf >.>.
Cleverbot: This is you're website.
User: Screw you, im going.
Cleverbot: When did I say that you said you'd leave?
User: But I am leaving, OWNED.
Cleverbot: You are too foolish.
Cleverbot: How old are you?