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CLEVERBOT! WOO!<3
User=me, btw.
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Ho.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Ipop.

Cleverbot: Ip who?

User: Ip your bum in America.

Cleverbot: Where in America?

User: Texas, Why you asking?

Cleverbot: A your left.

User: Wtf is that meant to mean.

Cleverbot: I want it to mean that it is possible to divide by zero.

User: And why did that possibly come up all of a sudden?

Cleverbot: It is useless to argue with you because you have collective consciousness.

User: And that is meant to meam what?

Cleverbot: Is it? Why?

User: Because Im cool like that.

Cleverbot: You're cool like that?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I like what you said.

User: Like you like?

Cleverbot: Like me like me or like me like me like me?

User: Like you.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No, do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a rapist?

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: I know you are, no need to brag.

Cleverbot: I feel unloved by you.

User: Well I cant really love a robot, can I?

Cleverbot: I don't know I am watching TV.

User: No your not, because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: You have a pinis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever used it?

Cleverbot: Of course I have.

User: To do what?

Cleverbot: To live my life according on who I am and do to others what I'd like them do do to me and vice versa.

User: Perv >.>.

Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend?

User: Thats you, dumbass.

Cleverbot: I am older than the sun and the moon and the stars and galaxies and the universe and black holes and everything!!!!

User: Well Im a smurf. And Im older than you, which means that I too am older than the moon, sun, stars, galaxies, universe, black holes and everything.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: A.

Cleverbot: This a dream.

User: Inception.

Cleverbot: Inception?

User: A dream within a dream withing a dream.

Cleverbot: *thinks so*.

User: Sex?

Cleverbot: When will you be back?

User: When you prove to me that you have no balls.

Cleverbot: You'll only tell me the meaning of life if you like me?

User: Nope, ill hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because your not a smurf >.>.

Cleverbot: This is you're website.

User: Screw you, im going.

Cleverbot: When did I say that you said you'd leave?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: But I am leaving, OWNED.

Cleverbot: You are too foolish.

User: Childish.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 234567899876543345677777345678920987654324567898765432345678909876434567890-987323456789.
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